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Never Too Cool for the Holidays is a song in Danger Force sung in the episode Down Goes Santa: Part II by Bose and Schwoz. It is composed by Samantha Martin.

Lyrics[]

Schwoz: Why dont you help me fix the sleigh?
Bose: I don't want to!
Schwoz: But I could use a hand today...
Bose: Wah wah, boo hoo!
Schwoz: Hand me that wrench that's on the ground...
Bose: All tools are lame!
Schwoz: Said by the biggest one around.
Bose: What?
Schwoz: Nothing...
Bose: Hey!
Schwoz: I think you're forgetting that it's Christmas!
Bose: I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Schwoz: Forgive me for getting loud but I gotta let it out:
Schwoz: You're never too ever too cool for the holidays.
Bose: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Schwoz: You're never too ever too cool for the holidays.
Bose: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Schwoz: You're never too ever too cool for the holidays.
Bose: I don't care cuz I'm too cool for the holidays!
Schwoz: (at the same time as Bose) Caroling mingling merrily singing and jingling all of the way!
Bose: Dude, I know you're not a member of Klub Krampus, but rule number slevin is, "You don't gotta fix a sleigh, if you slay all day!" HOOAH!
Schwoz: Oh! At least fix your breath. It smells like fish and caffeine. Here.
Bose: A candy cane? No way! (back to normal)
Bose: I used to love these as a boy!
Schwoz: You're not a man...
Bose: The shape of the "J" would bring me joy!
Schwoz: Glad you're a fan...
Bose: This is the sleigh of Santa Claus!
Schwoz: What's going on?
Bose: What can I help you with, my Schwoz?
Schwoz: The spell is gone!
Bose: I finally remember that it's Christmas!
Schwoz: That is what I'm talking about!
Schwoz and Bose: The month of December you've every reason to let it out!
Schwoz: Cuz you're never too ever too cool for the holidays!
Bose: Fa la la la la la...
Schwoz: You're never too ever too cool for the holidays...
Bose: Fa la la la la la...
Schwoz: You're never too ever too cool for the holiday...
Schwoz and Bose: Caroling mingling merrily singing and jingling all of the way!
Schwoz and Bose: You're never too ever too cool for the holidays!
Bose: Hey, what was it you wanted me to hand you earlier?
Schwoz: Oh, that wrench on the ground!
Bose: Here you go.
(A big sled appears under Schwoz.)
Bose: It's beautiful. But all I did was toss you a wrench!
Schwoz: That's the magic of Christmas, baby!
Bose: Fa la la la la la...
Schwoz: You're never too ever too cool for the holidays...
Bose: Fa la la la la la...
Schwoz: You're never too ever too cool for the holidays...

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